[Funland] CLB tiếng Anh - OF English Club (OFEC) 7 - Don't be shy, say to share...

[trankts]

A story for weekend
"Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.

Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came home about 6:00pm.

He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"

His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."

Woa, How intelligent Mr. Bill is.
Continously the story, next week, Bill did not come the house to meet Doug's wife as per planed. The woman called him and the response is " My love, your husband did not bring money today, so i have no reason to come...". I am sorry honey, i should treat my husband better, but don't worry, i will put money to his purse in every Thursday night" Said the woman.

 

[tâm khôi]

hi girl, I not only want to improve my E but also chat with smb who 're good english. please add me, acc of skype: ttvanpecc1

you know, i am not good at E but anw, I will add your skype!

 

[tâm khôi]

Woa, How intelligent Mr. Bill is.
Continously the story, next week, Bill did not come the house to meet Doug's wife as per planed. The woman called him and the response is " My love, your husband did not bring money today, so i have no reason to come...". I am sorry honey, i should treat my husband better, but don't worry, i will put money to his purse in every Thursday night" Said the woman.

my love??? so fast. kkkk.

 

[tâm khôi]

Or, When sb gets angry, should he/she shut the mouth, lalaala.

ha ha ha, yes, i agree. Shutting everything down is also ok

 

[trankts]

my love??? so fast. kkkk.

You mean too fast, too furious?

 

[GiannoV]

Dare u shut his/her mouth, especially, your spouse?? Cause noway they can do it by themselves!

Lalaa, in this case, I dont know why she get quite at the begining of the month, but claims too much at the end

 

[GiannoV]

ha ha ha, yes, i agree. Shutting everything down is also ok

No no shut things should be shutted, turn on things should be on green.

 

[GiannoV]

I have just seen many beautiful pictures of one of my friends trekking in Nepal. Hopefully I can do it one day...

Seem this country be a long mysterious story

 

[longsd]

Lalaa, in this case, I dont know why she get quite at the begining of the month, but claims too much at the end

Quite easy to understand but difficult to solve the problem!

P/S: For grammar error check: In this case, I dont know why she is (be) quite at the beginning of (no the) month, but noisy at the end (do not need "of month" again; using just one verb "be" for the whole sentence is more popular in English and makes it strong)!

 

[trankts]

Quite easy to understand but difficult to solve the problem!

P/S: For grammar error check: In this case, I dont know why she is (be) quite at the beginning of (no the) month, but noisy at the end (do not need "of month" again; using just one verb "be" for the whole sentence is more popular in English and makes it strong)!

How nice are you! I really appreciated for your support always. We all know English is so important, not only for conversation but also for writing.

 

[longsd]

Hi there!

This is a Vietnamese postcast about studying abroad for youngster! The episode has been done in English as new trial with one of my friend about her experiences of Australia in undergraduate and Finland in Postgraduate!

https://lifeabroadpodcast.wordpress.com/2015/11/09/life-abroad-podcast-ep-9-phong-van-ngan-truong-du-hoc-dai-hoc-tai-uc-thac-si-tai-phan-lan-va-su-khac-biet-giua-hai-nuoc/

The host and the guest are both Vietnamese, so you will find it's easy to understand and follow!
Hope you could figure out something interestingly!

Cheers!

 

[GiannoV]

Quite easy to understand but difficult to solve the problem!

P/S: For grammar error check: In this case, I dont know why she is (be) quite at the beginning of (no the) month, but noisy at the end (do not need "of month" again; using just one verb "be" for the whole sentence is more popular in English and makes it strong)!

Thank alot

 

[GiannoV]

Correct .

My normal way like: "I school now. You? " "Yes, I go with you"

But "I am going to school now. Do you want to go with me?" "what" ?

haha.

Conversation is likely between a vietnamese girl and his english boyfriend. I see this sometimes on the street, in the coffee shop, etc. Do you commonly use this way?

 

[Quỳnh Ốc]

Conversation is likely between a vietnamese girl and his english boyfriend. I see this sometimes on the street, in the coffee shop, etc. Do you commonly use this way?

This way can be used anywhere. It'z easy to catch others, even with my boss

 

[GiannoV]

This way can be used anywhere. It'z easy to catch others, even with my boss

Yeah yeah for sure. And at the end of day, foreigners can learn how to communicate with vietnamese more easily

 

[longsd]

Hello new day!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[GiannoV]

True love doesn't need a common language.

Dear Mrs. Mecghi,

How comes everything? It takes very long time without seeing you be here.

 

[GiannoV]

Hello new day!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Haha, What's next? Student still stay in class?

 

[longsd]

Haha, What's next? Student still stay in class?

Your call, mate?

 

[GiannoV]

Your call, mate?

Is it: - Teacher: How do you?! Tell your dad come to see me on Friday again?