That is right, she is not beautiful at all, why dare you tell the truth???
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They have medicine for men, such as whisky.... but they are still finding medicine for women, to make woman's dream become true.
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- OF-192821
- Ngày cấp bằng
- 6/5/13
- Số km
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Oh godness. You sàid she's beutiful.
A fun before going to bed with a hope that you will not be a statue
"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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- OF-75669
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- 17/10/10
- Số km
- 13,172
- Động cơ
- 517,847 Mã lực
Only men understand menfordka nói:A fun before going to bed with a hope that you will not be a statue
"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
Good morning guys! The weather in Hanoi is pretty good. Any plan for weekend?
A fun before going to bed with a hope that you will not be a statue
"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
Ha ha, men always share something in common
yep. would you like to have a cup of coffee?
A story for weekend
"Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.
Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came home about 6:00pm.
He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"
His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
"Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.
Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came home about 6:00pm.
He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"
His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
Ice black coffee can? What is ur favorite kind of coffee ^^
I have just seen many beautiful pictures of one of my friends trekking in Nepal. Hopefully I can do it one day...
Me too!
This pic could encourage you to at one more place in your wish list???
I took it in New year eve 2008
https://www.flickr.com/gp/10645370@N08/d0G4w6
how smart Bill isThank u! I heard the fireworks were magnificient there, but sorry I have no interest in Australia except for the Australian Open
About coffee, a little bit of sugar would be nice hehe. But no sugar is fine.
Haven't met anyone said the same!Thank u! I heard the fireworks were magnificient there, but sorry I have no interest in Australia except for the Australian Open
About coffee, a little bit of sugar would be nice hehe. But no sugar is fine.
Is there any Oz man who has messed up with you in the past?
About the coffee, beside the Vietnamese black one, do you like the Italian one? For example: cappuccino, latte?
I haven't had luck to meet any Oz manHaven't met anyone said the same!
Is there any Oz man who has messed up with you in the past?
About the coffee, beside the Vietnamese black one, do you like the Italian one? For example: cappuccino, latte?
why r u so surprised? I think everyone has his/her own preference and it's normal for me to have my own liking.I don't like Italian coffee, or it's just that I haven't tried the original one. In VN cafe phin is still the best.
Totally agree about own taste!I haven't had luck to meet any Oz man
I don't like Italian coffee, or it's just that I haven't tried the original one. In VN cafe phin is still the best.
Just surprised why someone does like travel and discovery but not Oz where has tons of great adventurous place!
Have a good day, my friends!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Hahahah, A very kind man.
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