[Funland] CLB tiếng Anh - OF English Club (OFEC) 7 - Don't be shy, say to share...

[trankts]

yep. would you like to have a cup of coffee?

Already weekend, is there any one joint with you???

 

[fordka]

Already weekend, is there any one joint with you???

Nope. Still waiting

 

[tâm khôi]

Have a good day, my friends!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

, thanks for your funny story!

 

[tâm khôi]

A story for weekend
"Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.

Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came home about 6:00pm.

He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"

His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."

Poor Doug!

 

[fordka]

Poor Doug!

Nope. Put ur sympathy to his wife

 

[tâm khôi]

Nope. Put ur sympathy to his wife

how comes? unless I can behave like her.

 

[fordka]

how comes? unless I can behave like her.

I'm sure you can

 

[tâm khôi]

I'm sure you can

what could I say???!

 

[fordka]

what could I say???!

Saying nothing is an agreement.

 

[tâm khôi]

Saying nothing is an agreement.

When sb get angry, keep quite is that best way

 

[Bach Viet 1]

When sb gets angry, it is best to be/ to keep quiet. Or : being/keeping quiet is the best (grammatically correct but does not sound very English).

When sb get angry, keep quite is that best way

 

[tâm khôi]

When sb gets angry, it is best to be/ to keep quiet. Or : being/keeping quiet is the best (grammatically correct but does not sound very English).

Woww, thank you so much!!! I appreciate very much! this is what i really need!!!

 

[tâm khôi]

Woww, thank you so much!!! I appreciate very much! this is what i really need!!!

When sb gets angry, it is best to be/ to keep quiet. Or : being/keeping quiet is the best (grammatically correct but does not sound very English).

So, how to make it sound very English?

 

[longsd]

When sb gets angry, it is best to be/ to keep quiet. Or : being/keeping quiet is the best (grammatically correct but does not sound very English).

In formal English communication, "keep silent"/"be quiet" are more popular!
In the context, I would use something like this:

When sb gets angry, I'd rather be quiet!

 

[tâm khôi]

In formal English communication, "keep silent"/"be quiet" are more popular!
In the context, I would use something like this:

When sb gets angry, I'd rather be quiet!

thank you very much!!! I mean that: When sb gets angry, the best behaviour of she/he is keeping silent. . Any actions in the angry mood is not good

 

[longsd]

thank you very much!!! I mean that: When sb gets angry, the best behaviour of she/he is keeping silent. . Any actions in the angry mood is not good

Sure!
The accident on the Thai Ha lightweight bridge yesterday might be a bold sample for actions in angry mood!

 

[trankts]

Sure!
The accident on the Thai Ha lightweight bridge yesterday might be a bold sample for actions in angry mood!

Sure, especially when driving. When we are on hurry or angry, please keep away from steering wheel

 

[GiannoV]

thank you very much!!! I mean that: When sb gets angry, the best behaviour of she/he is keeping silent. . Any actions in the angry mood is not good

Or, When sb gets angry, should he/she shut the mouth, lalaala.

 

[sky_driver]

So would you please inbox me your skype account. I aslo want to improve and maintain my E speaking.

hi girl, I not only want to improve my E but also chat with smb who 're good english. please add me, acc of skype: ttvanpecc1

 

[longsd]

Or, When sb gets angry, should he/she shut the mouth, lalaala.

Dare u shut his/her mouth, especially, your spouse?? Cause noway they can do it by themselves!