- Biển số
- OF-106833
- Ngày cấp bằng
- 26/7/11
- Số km
- 5,400
- Động cơ
- 404,992 Mã lực
Cảm ơn các cụ mợ đã giúp em 
, nhân tiện em xin quote chuyện của các cụ mợ vào post đầu này cho em và các cụ mợ khác học hỏi tý. 
Em học tiếng Anh cùng con, mà đọc truyện cười toàn chả hiểu vì sao họ cười
Cụ mợ nào giải thích giùm em với. Rượu em nợ đến chiều ạ.
, nhân tiện em xin quote chuyện của các cụ mợ vào post đầu này cho em và các cụ mợ khác học hỏi tý. Em học tiếng Anh cùng con, mà đọc truyện cười toàn chả hiểu vì sao họ cười
Cụ mợ nào giải thích giùm em với. Rượu em nợ đến chiều ạ.
Cảm xúc không biên giới, cụ đọc thử đi
First Condom
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
Vui chuyện, em cũng hầu các cụ chuyện này, các cụ đọc rút kinh nghiệm, đừng có tật giật mình nhé
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"
Cụ Gangnam désign loại huy chương chì nhé
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.
“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”
Thêm chút nữa
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.
Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”
Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”
Bill: “No, but my sister has.”
Đúng là thế cụ ạ.
Như truyện sau đây thì tài mấy cũng không dịch ra thành chuyện cuời cho người Việt được ợ.
Truyện của em trong sáng lắm, cũng vẫn tủm tỉm được cụ ợ
Em thấy thực ra nhiều truyện cười Việt em cũng k cười được, tùy theo gu mà cụ.
Những siêu phẩm hài đó dịch được một phần cái thần của tác giả là tốt rồi cụ nhỉ, ai muốn ăn ngon thì phải lăn vào bếp mà học
Một đoạn ngắn nữa cho các cụ lười đọc
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
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